Here'z my number so call me, maybe.

(time: 3.09 pm 24 June 2019)

Nobody:

Me: Reasons why Yugali Gullapalli hasn't written a blog post since May 2017:

1.) She enrolled for a Masters Degree in the United States and took Operating Systems in the first semester.
2.) She is a masochist and hence took Machine Learning in the next.
3.) She forgot how to write shit to save her life coz all exams in the states are fucking MCQs
4.) Who the heck reads blogs these days anyway?!?!
5.) Beeeeech, get the fuck out, no one cares!!!!

Hi, Hello, Welcome back to my Youtub...sorry I forgot I don't even make peanuts with this page aka  my Blog Post. If you actually did NOT close the window until this point, darling you must be Shakespeare in this era of #influencers and #instadaily so Here'z my number,  CALL ME PLEAASE!!!

In the last 2 years I made 4 attempts to write blog posts and now that's totally 3 attempts more than the effort I put in to fix my neural nets code so you really best believe that I've changed, you've changed and the world changed super fast in the last 2 years coz of which I never had the time to fully articulate current thoughts in any one post !!!! Like literally one moment I felt like the World is my stage and I see it, I like it I want it I'll get it (if you are following my references we can totally not fuck coz you are probably a girl, guys are never that cool) and then the next minute I did not want to wake up, I just wanted to jump off my balcony and hopefully not need to use my insurance!! Finally after graduation and tonnes of non-stressful work time AKA me choosing my full-time start date really late like the moron that I am, I flexed my pajamas to write something!!!

Usually my blogposts are meaningless, silly and another 3 minutes of your life wasted and this one is going to be NO different, but if you smiled or laughed at any point, let me know and if you just raised your brows all the while, slide into my DMs I ignore that shit up all the time!!

Are you still with me?

Then lets gooo!!

So so, lately I've become obsessed with gifs, memes and bringing back the vines and TOTALLY judging anyone who'd do somethings(can't name them but if you are my friend who know what m talking about ) I used to do 2 years ago coz hey now I am an evolved foreign babe so don't touch me.

 

My daily routine since I did my walk-of-the-lame at the convocation, involves scrolling through Instagram until I see everyone's stories twice and wallowing in self-pity for their engagements/weddings or baby showers, coping up with all the FOMO for their never-ending "travelista" goals (where can I get that kinda money?!?!) , rolfing at the spiritual development quotes, sending fire emojis to food pics and heart emojis to dog pics. After this I switch from Instagram to Facebook and throw out a few more hearts and flames. By the time it is all done, this goddamn Instagram is back with new stories so the cycle continues. Throughout this rant if anyone started getting tensed that I need help and therapy, Yassssss SIS, I see you!! I know you are doing the exact same thing and guess what I also went to that Zumba class you suggested, ate kale, drank pressed juice and then posted it all on the gram with the right hashtags!!! I mean I totally want to say "This too shall pass" but seeing how things are going we'll probably die alone, soooo hang in there. Or not, whatever. (Just kidding, I love you as much as I love me!!! Definitely not very assuring but love's all I've got)

(time: 3.58 pm): I am officially out of more things to write and started thinking about food.

(time: 4.24 pm): Resuming writing, ate cherries and drank kombucha. SYYYKEEEEE, I ate Osmania biscuits and drank masala chai !!! THATS LIFE.

So, where did we stop? umm, dying alone. Shooot, I should have cried a little bit more into my tea. Well, what can I say ?! Settling down at one place and finding the ARJUN (not that mfking Reddy) of my life isn't really one of my strongest points aight? Clearly, I am no Ganga. I am the Vydehi Trivedi who needs to be taught a lesson!! I mean I want someone who loves memes as much as me, who is obsessed with orcas, loves chai (and can preferably make it), is 6 foot tall, prefers Nadal over Federer, hates running but has 6 pack abs and wants to tour Europe with Dan Brown books as guides. AM I ASKING TOO MUCH? Well, whatever in my aunt's words, "never should have let you study so much" !! Yea that's true aunty that would have done me good, you are right, I am wrong!! Coz clearly, you are married, raised 25 amazing kids, had a great husband who "bought" you everything you ever needed and here I am writing blogposts for exactly 9 readers. YOU WIN.

Anyway, dear 9 people who are reading this thing: I just came by today to check out if I can still write stuff and to get online validation coz otherwise, is it even real? I have nothing to discuss at this point coz life is good, well mostly acceptable and I am starting full-time soon!!! Guess what that means? If you thought: no more blogs posts? HAHAHA, honey you never worked before? It means more posts !!!! (please don't block me). I also wanted to make some cliche statements before I go for today,

1.) Yesterday I went to that run that I've been kinda planning to go for the last 3 years. A whole total of 5 minutes. Felt like a new soul. OMG aligned greatly with my inner chakras. #newme #nature #spiritual. I am going to continue that and let you know what happens. If it goes well, next post will be serious, if it doesn't ...

2.) Also got lots of veggies in the last grocery run before stopping by at the Indian place for egg puffs on Saturday!!!! #copyhashtagsfromabove.

3.) .... forgot about it, I feel a little hungry again. BRB.


PS: I wasn't gonna come back. Not for a month more atleast. So, continue with your scrolling. ADIOS, putas! (also learning SPANISH)